Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Vanderpump Does Not Rule

 this week's apisode of real housewives of beverly hills opens up with yolanda continuing to stay above it all without being  a bart about it.she prepares for her daughter givi's party after missing out on one of lisa's events for a family wedding for a star of a reality show , she really has little interest in drama instead,her devotion to her hasband and struggle with lyme disease adds a humanizing element that seems like a part of a different show .gross.           
Kyle and Joy continue to bond, this time over their love of vacations and plan to go to Puerto Rico with their husbands. Hopefully Carlton will be too busy planning an event for her husband’s company to cast any spells on Kyle in the meantime. But in the world of the Real Housewives, being disinvited to Carlton’s party may as well be a curse.
While Joy exercised and said a lot of things that don’t make sense (“That looks like you’re gonna S&M me.”), everyone seems to be ganging up on Lisa. First it’s Lisa’s event competing with Yolanda’s family wedding. At Carlton’s party, Lisa attempts to calm her the hell down about her star tattoo and then has to deal with witch tears. Carlton is overly emotional about being called anti-Semitic because it’s "bad for her husband's business" ... and also a bunch of stuff about apartheid. However, she’s not worried about what day drinking, adulterous behavior, and spell casting will do to the family business.